Oklahoma City, OK – Two daring dogs carried out a “paws and grab” heist on a local porch in broad daylight, showing “clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse,” authorities joked.

The mischievous duo dragged their loot off-site, but keepers recovered the goods. It wasn’t “Kibble & Bits,” but drill bits—proving these thieves were “no bark, all bite.”

Charges are playfully pending for Conspiracy to Commit Snack Theft, Paw-sitively Impersonating Master Thieves, and Being Fur-ociously Adorable.

Residents are warned to stay vigilant: even packages aren’t safe from these audacious pups, the “good boys gone bad.”

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